“Buying Things and Owning Them” now no.1 search result on Pornhub in Canada | The Beaverton

Pornhub's top Canadian search terms have pivoted from traditional content to the steamy, forbidden fantasy of actually owning things — vinyl records, house deeds, and mint-condition Super Nintendos. The piece commits beautifully to the premise, layering in fake-expert sexology, themed VR subscriptions, and a series of increasingly unhinged 'related searches' that perfectly skewer millennial/Gen Z economic despair and Canadian national anguish all at once.