Overconfident Carney vows to win 3 more U.S. midterm races after Liberal by-election sweep | The Beaverton
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Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Flush with three by-election wins, a maniacally overconfident Mark Carney declares he'll extend his winning streak into the 2026 U.S. midterms, personally flipping Alabama's 4th congressional district because red is just Liberal colours, baybay. The piece earns its stripes by escalating beautifully from plausible hubris to full unhinged victory-party meltdown, complete with imaginary three-pointers, Down With Webster DJ requests, and barking at the President.
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