Report: Elon Musk sabotaged Ukrainian Starlink by switching them to Rogers | The Beaverton
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Elon Musk has apparently escalated his Ukraine controversy by downgrading the country's missile defense systems from Starlink to a Rogers starter plan, leaving Ukrainian soldiers unable to coordinate drones or stream Netflix in two rooms simultaneously. Zelenskyy's desperate call to Rogers customer service ended predictably, with a technician arrival window of '8am to next Spring.'
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Truly the most devastating act of warfare since dial-up modems, and Zelenskyy's technician appointment window alone should qualify as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.
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