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Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far With The Episode Where The Count Outsources His Counting To ChatGPT And Finally Has A Free Minute To Visit His Wife’s Grave For The First Time In 20 Years To Teach Kids About The Positives Of AI? | ClickHole

Powerful Gesture: Google Maps Will Now Give You Slightly Better Directions If You’re Menstruating | ClickHole

Ugh: This Guy Is One Of Those Guys Whose Personality Is His Entire Personality | ClickHole

Ever The Skeptic: Mom Still Thinks The Weather On The News Is More True Than The Weather Online | ClickHole

A More Ecological Choice: This Funeral Home Offers The Option To Substitute A Loved One’s Headstone With A Salad | ClickHole

Girl, We Know: Mom Is Specifying That No AI Was Used In Her Birthday Party Thank You Cards | ClickHole

A Modern Day Rosa Parks: This Man Is Swimming In The Hotel Pool 11 Days After Having Diarrhea Even Though They Require 14 | ClickHole

Aw: The Two Flies In Your Apartment Seem To Be Becoming Friends | ClickHole

Wetting The Bed Means You’re Strong (By Tom Holland) | ClickHole

PR Disaster: Osama bin Laden’s Corpse Was Just Dumped Out Of The Big Tipping Bucket At Hurricane Harbor Atlanta | ClickHole

5 Reasons To Love Summer (NO AI) | ClickHole

Thrilling For Her: Mom Just Learned Some Super Sad News That She Gets To Tell Everyone | ClickHole

Not Helping Their Reputation: All 12 Of The Fans The Dance Cam Just Showed On The Jumbotron At The Phillies Game Were Pissing Into Bottles | ClickHole

An Ouroboros Of Failure: Every Man In This Friend Group Has Been Used By Every Other Man In This Friend Group As An Example Of A Guy You ‘Don’t Want To End Up Like’ | ClickHole

I’’,Jsut Triend Someting Callesd Artefficial Ingellengents And Le’ts Just Say I Will Not Be Using Rengular Ingellengents Ever Agian!! , (By Queen Elizabeth II) | ClickHole

Fucking Brutal: You Just Made A Joke While Out To Dinner, And The Table Next To You Cracked Up At The Same Time, And You Thought They Were Laughing At Your Great Joke So You Proudly Turned To Them, Which They Didn’t Notice Because They Weren’t Actually Laughing At You – Just Something They’d Said At The Same Time – But Everyone At Your Table Saw You Turn, So Now They Know You Thought Those People Were Laughing At You, Even Though No One At Your Own Table Was Laughing, Because Your Joke Wasn’t Actually All That Good | ClickHole

Refreshing Transparency: Trump’s Next Physical Will Be Performed In Front Of A Live Audience At Madison Square Garden | ClickHole

Fuck Yeah: Hanukkah In June | ClickHole

Innovative: ‘The New York Times’ Has Announced Their Subscriptions Will Now Be Billed On A Sliding Scale Based On How Likely Someone Is To Remember That They’re Still Being Billed For ‘The New York Times’ | ClickHole