PR Disaster: Osama bin Laden’s Corpse Was Just Dumped Out Of The Big Tipping Bucket At Hurricane Harbor Atlanta | ClickHole
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Hurricane Harbor Atlanta committed the ultimate PR sin when their iconic tipping bucket revealed it had been secretly storing Osama bin Laden's waterlogged corpse, much to the displeasure of flip-flop-wielding families hoping for funnel cake. The park's solution of floating the body down the lazy river for three hours before SEAL Team 6 hauled it off to Lake Lanier is somehow both the worst and most logistically reasonable crisis management plan in theme park history.
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Hurricane Harbor's legal team is already drafting a waiver clarifying that the big tipping bucket may occasionally contain deceased terrorist kingpins, and guests assume all related risks.
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