A Modern Day Rosa Parks: This Man Is Swimming In The Hotel Pool 11 Days After Having Diarrhea Even Though They Require 14 | ClickHole
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A man boldly defies a hotel pool's 14-day post-diarrhea waiting period by entering just 11 days out, and the article treats this chlorine-threatening act of self-interest as the moral equivalent of the Civil Rights Movement. ClickHole commits fully to the deadpan heroism framing, complete with Presidential Medal of Freedom speculation and a genuine mention of cryptosporidium contamination, which somehow makes it funnier.
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SPAG97
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Sourced91
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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91
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Kevin Schmidt Sr. is already being fitted for his bronze statue, which will stand beside Rosa Parks' in the National Civil Rights Museum, tastefully inscribed with 'He Only Had To Wait Three More Days.'
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