Innovative: ‘The New York Times’ Has Announced Their Subscriptions Will Now Be Billed On A Sliding Scale Based On How Likely Someone Is To Remember That They’re Still Being Billed For ‘The New York Times’ | ClickHole
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In a brilliant move, The New York Times now charges you based on your likelihood of remembering you even have a subscription. So, basically, the more forgetful you are, the more you pay—grandma, get ready to break the bank!
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Finally, a subscription model that honestly admits it's just vibes and cognitive decline all the way down.
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