A More Ecological Choice: This Funeral Home Offers The Option To Substitute A Loved One’s Headstone With A Salad | ClickHole
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A funeral home in Anaheim has cracked the code on eco-conscious burial by replacing headstones with locally sourced salads in engraved wooden bowls, because vegetables are 'basically plants.' The piece commits gloriously to its absurdist premise, culminating in the masterstroke detail that grieving families are upselling to grilled chicken for an extra $350.
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SPAG95
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 01:59 AM
86B
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 95 | 88 | 92 | 85 | 72 |
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95
Coherent
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Objective
92
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85
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Finally, a funeral option that lets you honor your dearly departed AND enjoy a light, refreshing meal at the graveside — the ranch dressing touch is genuinely transcendent comedy.
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