Girl, We Know: Mom Is Specifying That No AI Was Used In Her Birthday Party Thank You Cards | ClickHole
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Mom, fresh off her P.F. Chang's birthday bash, has taken a principled stand against AI contamination in her handwritten thank-you cards — a stand no one asked her to take because absolutely no one alive has ever confused nine exclamation points and a Crayola daisy with machine learning. The joke is a beautifully sustained deadpan riff on generational AI anxiety colliding with the very human absurdity of over-disclaiming something that is, by definition, maximally un-disclaimable.
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Mom's 'COMMITMENT TO YOU' disclaimer alongside a colored-pencil daisy is the most aggressively transparent act since someone put 'hand-stirred' on a cup of instant coffee.
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