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Aw: The Two Flies In Your Apartment Seem To Be Becoming Friends | ClickHole

SATIRE35 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
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A piece of viral-bait 'wholesome content' reporting breathlessly covers the budding friendship between two flies in your apartment, complete with peer-reviewed science and threats of civic disenfranchisement for anyone who fails to feel the magic. The joke is the perfect skewering of saccharine lifestyle content that manufactures emotional investment in literally nothing, sustained beautifully through escalating absurdist sincerity.
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Aw: The Two Flies In Your Apartment Seem To Be Becoming Friends
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90A-
FDCBA
SPAG97
Coherent92
Objective95
Sourced88
Concise78
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 15, 2026 at 12:24 AM
90A-grade breakdown
SPAG
97
Coherent
92
Objective
95
Sourced
88
Concise
78

Princeton's leading entomologist has confirmed what we all suspected: those two flies are absolutely soulmates and you are merely their landlord.

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