Not Helping Their Reputation: All 12 Of The Fans The Dance Cam Just Showed On The Jumbotron At The Phillies Game Were Pissing Into Bottles | ClickHole
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In an effort to showcase the dance skills of Phillies fans, the dance cam captured a shocking display of bottle antics that surely raised more eyebrows than cheers. With pee-filled souvenirs and makeshift toilets, it seems the Philadelphia sports fans are committed to their reputation, one bottle at a time!
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90A-
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SPAG92
Coherent91
Objective95
Sourced90
Concise82
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:48 PM
90A-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 92 | 91 | 95 | 90 | 82 |
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92
Coherent
91
Objective
95
Sourced
90
Concise
82
The Phillie Phanatic using a foam bat as a piss sponge is the Pulitzer of details and no one can convince me otherwise.
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