An Ouroboros Of Failure: Every Man In This Friend Group Has Been Used By Every Other Man In This Friend Group As An Example Of A Guy You ‘Don’t Want To End Up Like’ | ClickHole
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A friend group in Akron spends their days comparing their less-than-stellar lives to each other, making sure everyone knows just how low the bar is set. It's like a non-stop 'who's the most mediocre' competition, with the ouroboros of failure leading the charge!
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SPAG97
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:47 PM
94A
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 97 | 95 | 96 | 93 | 88 |
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97
Coherent
95
Objective
96
Sourced
93
Concise
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The fact that Grady works at Guitar Center and STILL gets used as the warning sign is the most devastating detail in recorded human history.
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