Powerful Gesture: Google Maps Will Now Give You Slightly Better Directions If You’re Menstruating | ClickHole
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Google Maps has unveiled 'Menstrual Reroutes,' giving menstruating users marginally faster directions — up to four whole minutes — because women deserve slightly better navigation and also apparently freebleeding on the bus billboard ads. It's the most lukewarm act of corporate feminism ever committed to asphalt, and ClickHole commits to the deadpan absurdity with gleeful, detail-rich precision.
Read full story @ www.clickhole.com/2026/08/18/powerful-gesture-google-maps-will-now-give-you-slightly-better-directions-if-youre-menstruating »NewzGrade: 88 [B+]
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Saving three to four minutes of transit time is genuinely the bare minimum of feminist allyship, and we respect Google for being honest about it.
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