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Andy Matthews

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Everyone still mentally converting GCSE numbers into ‘proper grades’ | NewsThump
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88 [B+]
Trump shocked to discover Canada under impression it is separate country | NewsThump
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64 [D]
This incredible 20-something bought her first home just by cancelling Netflix, making a packed lunch every day, and buying a winning lottery ticket | NewsThump
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92 [A-]
Apple finally invents the folding phone | NewsThump
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96 [A]
AI systems shelve plans to destroy humanity after Donald Trump demonstrates he has it covered | NewsThump
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63 [D]
‘Patriots’ outraged as man arrested ‘just for waving the Union Jack’ outside the bank he just robbed | NewsThump
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72 [C-]
Government to reward decades of improved football fan behaviour by reintroducing thing most likely to reverse it | NewsThump
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65 [D]
Everton deducted another six points after Manchester City found guilty of 114 charges | NewsThump
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97 [A+]
Trump accuses Canada of election interference after it explains to voters how his tariff policies work | NewsThump
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95 [A]
Free speech absolutist now up to three boycotts a week | NewsThump
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“You can leave Flávio Bolsonaro, we don’t mind foreign criminals if they’re rich,” Trump tells ICE officers | NewsThump
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93 [A]
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