Apple finally invents the folding phone | NewsThump
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Article written by Andy Matthews
Apple has heroically solved the ancient riddle of the folding phone, a puzzle previously attempted only by every other phone manufacturer on Earth but never properly because those were gimmicks. Simon Williams, a man who considered folding phones pointless until a man in a white room said 'magical,' has already ordered one and cannot remember how he survived without it.
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Groundbreaking coverage of Apple's truly magical ability to travel back in time to 2019 and emerge five years later claiming to have invented the wheel, but thinner.
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