This incredible 20-something bought her first home just by cancelling Netflix, making a packed lunch every day, and buying a winning lottery ticket | NewsThump
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Article written by Andy Matthews
Poppy Williams cracked the housing crisis with a heroic combination of homemade baked potatoes, a £12.99 Netflix cancellation, and a breezy £600,000 lottery win — and she wants you to know the first two were basically the hard part. Her sage advice to struggling Gen Z hopefuls is to cut the posh coffees, buy lottery tickets that actually win, and maybe do the maths at some point.
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A masterclass in financial planning that proves the experts were right all along — you just need to win the lottery and cancel Netflix, in that order.
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