Everton deducted another six points after Manchester City found guilty of 114 charges | NewsThump
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Article written by Andy Matthews
Manchester City get found guilty of 114 financial charges, so naturally the Premier League does what any sensible governing body would do: immediately docks six points from Everton. The joke runs on glorious institutional cowardice — the Premier League openly admits it's punishing the easy target because City's lawyers would tie them in knots until the heat death of the universe.
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The Premier League's revolutionary new policy of punishing bystanders for other clubs' crimes is bold, efficient, and frankly overdue.
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