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Government to reward decades of improved football fan behaviour by reintroducing thing most likely to reverse it | NewsThump

SATIRE34 days ago|Discuss (0)|Sports
Article written by Andy Matthews
Britain's football authorities are apparently so impressed by how civilised fans have become that they've decided to reward them by reintroducing standing terraces, the very thing most likely to unleash their inner hooligan again. It's the policy equivalent of congratulating a recovering alcoholic by buying them a pub.
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Government to reward decades of improved football fan behaviour by reintroducing thing most likely to reverse it
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The government's commitment to undoing 30 years of progress in one masterful stroke deserves a standing ovation — possibly from behind a cage.

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