“You can leave Flávio Bolsonaro, we don’t mind foreign criminals if they’re rich,” Trump tells ICE officers | NewsThump
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Article written by Andy Matthews
Trump halts ICE from detaining Flávio Bolsonaro — a South American man fleeing criminal charges who arrived on a private jet — because it turns out the whole 'foreign criminals' thing has always had a very specific asterisk. The bewildered ICE officer's journey from enforcer to luggage handler is the perfect punchline to a premise that practically writes itself.
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Finally, a merit-based immigration system — the merits being a private jet, a good word about Trump on TV, and not making the Mar-a-Lago seating chart weird.
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