Ryanair to introduce optional ‘window retention’ fee for passengers preferring windows to stay in place for entire journey | NewsThump
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Ryanair has hilariously proposed a new fee for passengers who prefer their window slots to remain intact for the flight. This witty jab at airline practices suggests that even looking outside costs extra in the age of budget travel!
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NewzGrade: 60 [D-]
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Community grade
60D-
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent70
Objective55
Sourced30
Concise65
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 08:10 PM
60D-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 70 | 55 | 30 | 65 |
60D-grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
70
Objective
55
Sourced
30
Concise
65
Ryanair's legal team is already drafting the 'Gravity Continuance Surcharge' and 'Fuselage Integrity Premium' to round out the bundle.
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