MP who claims to hate Sharia Law also pretty keen on implementing parts of it in the UK | NewsThump
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An MP vehemently opposes Sharia Law but suddenly finds himself a fan when it comes to implementing its harsher punishments in the UK. It seems his version of 'British values' has a wild side, complete with gallows humor and ticket sales!
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NewzGrade: 67 [D+]
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NEWZGRADE
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67D+
FDCBA
SPAG82
Coherent72
Objective65
Sourced45
Concise70
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
67D+
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 82 | 72 | 65 | 45 | 70 |
67D+grade breakdown
SPAG
82
Coherent
72
Objective
65
Sourced
45
Concise
70
Nothing says 'British values' like outsourcing your legal reforms to the very rulebook you campaigned against.
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