‘Patriots’ who insisted ‘All Lives Matter’ celebrate closure of RNLI station dedicated to saving all lives | NewsThump
SATIRE38 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Rich Smith
Self-proclaimed patriots who bellowed 'All Lives Matter' for years are now popping champagne over shutting down the one organisation literally dedicated to saving all lives — no exceptions, no fine print. The irony is so thick you could drown in it, which, without the RNLI, you now might.
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Turns out 'All Lives Matter' had some very specific small print about which lives, on which coastlines, in which weather conditions.
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