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Strictly Come Dancing forced to activate Britain’s emergency C-list reserves | NewsThump

SATIRE36 days ago|Discuss (0)|Entertainment
Article written by Rich Smith
Britain has finally hit Peak Celebrity, forcing Strictly to drill deeper into the fame aquifer for hairdressers-to-the-stars and people who once stood near someone on Love Island. The proposed solution of recycling series-three contestants is frankly the most shovel-ready infrastructure plan this country has seen in years.
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Strictly Come Dancing forced to activate Britain’s emergency C-list reserves
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