Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa | The Hard Times
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NFL magnate Robert Kraft, distinguished humanitarian and connoisseur of 'consensual over-the-clothes massage,' has heroically drawn his moral line in the sand at Macklemore's playlist placement. The spa, a pillar of the community known for its passport-securing hospitality and spontaneous calendar bonfires, fully supports its patron's refined sensibilities.
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Finally, a principled stand against musical taste in a context where literally everything else happening is totally fine and above-board.
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