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’30 Seconds to Mars’ Renames Self to ’18 Years to Consent’ as Helpful Reminder to Singer | The Hard Times

Two-Armed Drummer in Def Leppard Tribute Band Clearly Hasn’t Committed to the Bit | The Hard Times

Adorable Dog Mayor of Small Town Approves Data Center | The Hard Times

Progressive Free-Spirited College Town Not Fucking Around When It Comes To Parking Enforcement | The Hard Times

Oh, You’re a Cannibal Corpse Fan? Name Three Torture Porn Movies | The Hard Times

Five Surprising Medical Advancements That Came Out of the Laboratory From the “Dope Show” Music Video | The Hard Times

Anarchist Bakery Proudly Draft Dodger Owned | The Hard Times

Cut the Shit! We All Know Dad Contributed Nothing to This Birthday Present | The Hard Times

Jared Leto Clarifies He’s Studying for His Next Role Where He Plays a Pedophile Named Jared Leto | The Hard Times

Any Jackass Can Win by Doing What Their Constituents Want — Guest post by Chuck Schumer | The Hard Times

Annoying Uber Driver Makes Passenger Acknowledge His Existence | The Hard Times

We Should’ve Listened: Five Times VH1’s “Pop-up Video” Tried To Warn Us About 9/11 | The Hard Times

Unbaptized Man Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Creed Concert | The Hard Times

8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After | The Hard Times

The President of the United States Meets With Trump at the White House | The Hard Times

Continuity Errors Ruining Porn Scene for Letterboxd User | The Hard Times

Here Are Some Bass Tips if You Haven’t Yet Figured Out That You Can Just Play Anything | The Hard Times

Aging Scorpions Singer Now Only Able To Rock You Like a Severe Tropical Storm | The Hard Times

DHS Agent Spying on Reddit Can’t Resist Chiming in on ‘The Golden Bachelor’ Discussion | The Hard Times

Festival-Goers Not Sure Whether Bluegrass Band From Appalachians or Brooklyn | The Hard Times

Help! My Therapist Claims There’s Not a Diagnostic Code for Repeatedly Listening to the Metallica Version of Whiskey in the Jar, So These Sessions Are Getting Really Expensive | The Hard Times

Mark Zuckerberg Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Metaverse Demonstration Just a Dire Straits Music Video | The Hard Times