Gun-wielding Gianni Infantino refusing to leave FIFA offices | NewsThump
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Gianni Infantino, FIFA's famously stubborn president, has taken office security to a whole new level by refusing to vacate his seat with a firearm as backup. It's less a political crisis and more a hostage situation where the hostage is the job itself.
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Apparently Infantino skipped the part of FIFA orientation where they explained the resignation process doesn't require a standoff.
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