Reform promises to rescue Britain by taking money from people who can’t work and giving tax breaks to people who don’t need to | NewsThump

Reform UK has cracked the economic code: poverty makes poor people lazy, but poverty makes rich people sad, so the obvious solution is less of the former and more of the latter. Derek Matthews wraps it all up perfectly by demanding people stand on their own two feet while worrying his landlord might have to sell a mere seven properties.