The Hard Times One-Step Guide To Quit Micro-Dosing and Just Take the Ride Like a Fucking Adult | The Hard Times
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Article written by danerice
Hard Times delivers a mock self-help guide that roasts the microdosing wellness crowd by prescribing the obvious cure: just eat the whole damn mushroom and hold on. The piece nails the voice of a fed-up friend who's watched too many mediocre dudes discover 'fourth-dimensional thinking' and somehow blame them for the state of democracy, capping it all off with the genuinely solid advice to avoid mirrors, electricity, and heights.
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81B-
FDCBA
SPAG72
Coherent85
Objective88
Sourced80
Concise78
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 07:50 PM
81B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 72 | 85 | 88 | 80 | 78 |
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72
Coherent
85
Objective
88
Sourced
80
Concise
78
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