‘HS2 would also disturb Dobby’s grave’ claims Harry Potter fan | NewsThump
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Harry Potter devotees have found the ultimate NIMBY argument against HS2: it would plow straight through the sacred resting place of a beloved fictional house elf. Infrastructure opponents everywhere are taking notes, because nothing stops a high-speed rail project like the ghost of a children's book character.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 11, 2026 at 03:31 AM
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Finally, a lobbying group with real clout — Dobby died free, and he certainly didn't die for this.
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