Patriots furious after British justice system applies British laws to British man in Britain | NewsThump

British patriots have been left outraged that Britain's justice system committed the unforgivable act of applying British law to a British man in Britain, which everyone agrees is fine in principle but obviously shouldn't apply here. The piece brilliantly escalates the logical contradiction through increasingly self-defeating quotes, culminating in the perfect summation: 'one law for everyone, and a slightly different one for Tommy.'