US Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons | NewsThump
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Doctors claim an alarming rise in measles cases is linked to parents being gullible enough to trust viral memes over medical advice. If only believing in unicorns could fix their kids' health instead of making them measles magnets!
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 05:33 PM
66D
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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82
Coherent
72
Objective
60
Sourced
40
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75
Finally, science confirms what pediatricians have been diagnosing as 'acute Facebook encephalopathy' for years.
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