Scientists Confirm Reggie Watts Has First Ego Psychedelics Can’t Kill | The Hard Times
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Reggie Watts's ego has been declared indestructible by neuroscience, surviving every known psychedelic like a spiritual Godzilla that just keeps demanding more drugs and calling fans toxic hacks. The fake Watts quote — a gloriously self-important spiral of 'consciousness' and 'cosmic conduit' word salad that ends with 'where are my drugs?' — is the comedic crown jewel of a piece that commits beautifully to its bit.
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Science has finally quantified what everyone at the ketamine party already knew.
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