Women sue God for sex discrimination after ‘millennia of unequal terms & conditions’ | NewsThump
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Millions of women have taken the universe's original HR nightmare to court, citing several millennia of suspicious product design decisions and a suspiciously male-coded reward system. The judge's observation that periods look 'more like a management decision' may prove to be the most theologically devastating legal ruling since the Inquisition.
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The Almighty's legal team is scrambling, but 'free will made me do it' is historically the worst defence since Adam blamed Eve for the apple thing.
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