Unattractive A* student told to get out of the shot | NewsThump
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Britain's most academically gifted A-Level student can't get into a single exam-results photo because she lacks the crucial qualification of being attractive enough for the Daily Mail's front page. Meanwhile, a girl with two Cs and a D has been posing all morning and is already considering which modelling agency to thank for her big break.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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95
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Ruth Matthews may have five A*s but she's tragically failed the only exam that matters to Fleet Street: being photogenic while pretending to deliberate over UCAS.
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