FIFA awards Donald Trump the ‘Ballons D’Or’ trophy | NewsThump
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FIFA presented Trump with a bespoke 'Ballons D'Or' award — two golden balls in a sack — which he proudly accepted as the greatest sporting honour in human history, possibly better than a World Cup he also definitely won. The punchline writes itself, but NewsThump writes it better, with Infantino's parting 'besides, he's already accepted it' landing as the perfect deadpan killshot.
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FIFA's commitment to diplomatic neutrality has never been more convincingly displayed than by handing the leader of the free world a golden scrotal trophy and waiting for him to do the rest.
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