Delighted A-Level student’s grades set him on path to well-paid, soul-destroying job that will never make him happy | NewsThump
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A beaming 18-year-old celebrates exam results that will fast-track him directly into a six-figure spiritual void. The piece reads like a career counsellor's honest brochure, narrated by the Grim Reaper in a polo shirt.
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A flawlessly executed prophecy delivered with the cheerful inevitability of a LinkedIn post about 'grinding toward success'.
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