Man’s ‘summer body’ revealed to be just a slightly pinker version of his ‘winter body’ | NewsThump
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Local man Simon proudly unveils his 'summer body', which is essentially just a slightly sunburned version of his winter one. His dedication to seasonal transformations involves couch time and a sprinkle of sun exposure, making him a true pioneer in the realm of laziness!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 31, 2026 at 05:11 AM
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Simon's pioneering research into chromatic body transformation has upended the entire fitness industry, rendering gym memberships and protein shakes obsolete in favour of a good nap near a window.
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