Criminal gang escapes during FBI raid after releasing a sheep wearing lipstick | NewsThump
SATIRE33 days ago|Discuss (0)|Crime & Justice
Article written by Rich Smith
A criminal gang has cracked the FBI's Achilles heel — releasing a lipstick-wearing sheep mid-raid to buy a ninety-second getaway window while agents presumably stand there reconsidering their life choices. The piece escalates magnificently from the initial ovine distraction into a full criminal-industrial complex of provocatively dressed alpacas and coquettish pygmy goats, all riffing expertly on the very real and very unfortunate FBI bestiality recruitment revelation.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 25, 2026 at 09:48 PM
93A
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 95 | 93 | 96 | 95 | 88 |
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95
Coherent
93
Objective
96
Sourced
95
Concise
88
The real scandal here is that 'goats are more complicated' is the hardest a three-word sentence has ever worked in investigative journalism.
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