Jake Lang Formally Invited to Join Sinister Six | The Hard Times
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Real-world provocateur Jake Lang's racist truck stunt gets him headhunted by the Sinister Six, because apparently that was the one villainous archetype Doctor Octopus's squad was missing. Spider-Man is annoyed about his baseball vacation being ruined, but reassures everyone that Mysterio still has a glass jaw and the situation is otherwise manageable.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 24, 2026 at 06:18 PM
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Dr. Octopus's casting note that 'being a racist piece of shit who unfurls banners at sporting events' was the missing gimmick slot in the Sinister Six is genuinely airtight supervillain HR logic.
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