Opinion: It’s Actually Punk as Shit To Sob While Watching ‘Over the Garden Wall’ Episode 9 | The Hard Times
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A self-proclaimed anarchist punk is defending his right to ugly-cry at a Cartoon Network miniseries by invoking Marx, Sinead O'Connor, and the Fireside Bowl in the same breath. The bit absolutely commits to the absurd tension between 'I put anthrax in Sean Hannity's house' and 'I just need Lorna and Auntie Whispers to be okay,' and it earns every tear.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on October 25, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Dialectical materialism has never been more compelling than when applied to a cartoon woodsman and his possibly-dead daughter, and frankly Marx would've wept too.
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