‘Meta would never harm a child’ insists Mark Zuckerberg luring Hansel and Gretel into his cake-house | NewsThump

Mark Zuckerberg is adamant Meta poses zero threat to children, a claim he delivers with full conviction while standing in the doorway of a confectionery-based property clearly engineered for child capture. The joke fuses the real Senate hearing optics of Zuckerberg defending Meta's child safety record with the Brothers Grimm's most notorious predatory real-estate situation, and the image basically writes its own punchline.