99% of VPNs downloaded with trousers around ankles, finds new study | NewsThump
SATIRE6 days ago|Discuss (0)|Technology
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A hilarious new study shows that most VPN downloads happen when users are half-dressed and totally vulnerable. It seems online privacy takes a backseat to bathroom breaks and unexpected visitors!
Read full story @ newsthump.com/2026/07/27/99-of-vpns-downloaded-with-trousers-around-ankles-finds-new-study »
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SPAG82
Coherent65
Objective55
Sourced30
Concise60
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 08:10 PM
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Coherent
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Objective
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Sourced
30
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A truly groundbreaking study confirming what Big Bandwidth has always known: your threat model is less 'government surveillance' and more 'walking in on yourself'.
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