My Name Is Tendonitis, and Now That Your Life Is Already Falling Apart, It’s My Time To Shine | The Hard Times

Tendonitis takes the mic to defend its reputation as a misunderstood soft-tissue condition that, far from being malicious, is simply a motivated go-getter who thrives in the chaos of your worst life moments. The bit earns its laughs by committing fully to the absurdist first-person voice — turning a mundane ailment into a clingy, slightly pathetic anti-villain whose love language is ambushing you on the bathroom floor during a diarrhea-divorce-PIP triple threat.