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Man behind the Farage riots offended by a T-shirt | NewsThump

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In a shocking twist, Nigel Farage has declared a T-shirt with a guillotine image as a potential threat, providing a rare glimpse into his newfound sensitivity. Meanwhile, supporters valiantly distinguish between a T-shirt and his own riotous rhetoric, as if one is an innocent child and the other a toddler holding a brick!
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Man behind the Farage riots offended by a T-shirt
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SPAG82
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:48 PM
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Objective
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Sourced
45
Concise
70

Apparently a cotton-polyester blend is where Nigel draws the line on incitement.

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