President Trump falls asleep and/or shits his pants | NewsThump
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The sitting President of the United States has once again committed the dual crimes of unconsciousness and trouser-based biological warfare during a cabinet meeting, to the resigned horror of everyone in olfactory range. The White House has confirmed this is a Democrat conspiracy, and they will find the person responsible for shitting in the President's pants if it's the last thing they do.
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NewzGrade: 82 [B-]
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82B-
FDCBA
SPAG78
Coherent82
Objective85
Sourced88
Concise75
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 13, 2026 at 05:28 PM
82B-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 78 | 82 | 85 | 88 | 75 |
82B-grade breakdown
SPAG
78
Coherent
82
Objective
85
Sourced
88
Concise
75
Chuck Williams' nose hairs and Pete Hegseth's hangover are doing more investigative journalism than most actual news outlets right now.
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