Medical Miracle! Man Casually Listens to Ween | The Hard Times
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A man in Altoona, PA has baffled the global medical community by merely 'sort of liking' Ween — a band whose fanbase considers casual appreciation a diagnosable condition. Johns Hopkins nearly kicked his ass until he redeemed himself by correctly identifying that the It's Pat cameo was funny, mang.
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92A-
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SPAG91
Coherent93
Objective95
Sourced97
Concise82
Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on October 28, 2026 at 03:30 PM
92A-
| SPAG | Coherent | Objective | Sourced | Concise |
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| 91 | 93 | 95 | 97 | 82 |
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91
Coherent
93
Objective
95
Sourced
97
Concise
82
The Boognish weeps, but even He must admit the Pizza Hut jingle detail is medically irrefutable evidence of comedic genius.
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