Tadej Pogacar wins fifth Tour de France without indicating once | NewsThump
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Tadej Pogacar breezed through his fifth Tour de France without so much as a hand signal, leaving a trail of confused motorists in his wake. Apparently, chaos on the road is just his style—and who needs traffic lights when you've got ego?
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Pogacar's team DS confirmed the oversight, noting that hand signals would only slow down someone already lapping the field by Tuesday.
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