Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page | NewsThump

Scientists have been forced to redefine the shortest unit of measurable time after clocking the sub-attosecond interval between a far-right activist's arrest and his mates launching a fundraising page. The provisional unit, the Twattosecond, is defined as the period between a self-filmed crime and its monetisation, with researchers warning that the Robinson Singularity — where the fundraiser precedes the arrest — is theoretically achievable.