‘We’re like a family here,’ explains boss who would apparently make his own children redundant to protect quarterly bonus | NewsThump

Corporate 'family values' get brutally dissected as MD Simon Williams cheerfully axes a dozen employees to protect his quarterly bonus, clarifying that family simply means unpaid loyalty flowing in one direction. The kicker — that those laid off remain 'part of the family' despite having their email cut mid-speech, and that remaining staff must supply their own pizza at mandatory pizza night — lands with the precision of a well-aimed redundancy notice.