Government urges Britons to stockpile emergency supplies after gesturing vaguely at *everything* | NewsThump

Britain's government has issued emergency preparedness advice while being constitutionally incapable of naming a single specific emergency, settling instead for a haunted stare and the rhetorical question 'have you not been paying attention?' Simon Williams, already ahead of the curve, has wisely included whisky in his survival kit on the entirely reasonable grounds that facing the collapse of civilisation sober would be the real disaster.